When you don’t have any children, you often look at those who have children as being a little bit on the wild side. They seem to do everything just a little bit differently and it may leave you scratching your head, wondering why they are the way they are. You see them post on Facebook, you watch them in the local grocery store and it is sometimes like watching a train wreck.
This isn’t without design. As a matter of fact, there is nothing better than having children of your own but as any parent can tell you, there are going to be times when things don’t go swimmingly. As a matter of fact, you may just find that you are having to deal with a lot of difficulty and perhaps even a youngster that is sassy.
The following tweets are going to be absolutely hilarious to individuals who have children. They will be able to relate to them on a very personal level.
I'd like to share a joke with you that my 2yo nephew told me.
2yo: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
2yo: I don't know.
*leaves— Sarah (est. 1975) (@est1975blog) August 9, 2015
Me: Get out of bed.
4-year-old: No!
Me: Why do you fight me every single morning?
4: Because you never learn.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) August 24, 2016
When I was a kid I had to say "yes, sir" and "no, sir." My son just threatened to call 911 because I'm making him eat a hotdog.
— Nice Eric (@ericsshadow) August 2, 2016
5: daddy can I tell you a secret?
Me: sure thing buddy
5: *grabs my face and whispers* I just pooped and I didn't wash my hands
— DaddyJew (@DaddyJew) June 9, 2015
dad: "come on, you guys are LATE!!!!"
11yo: "you should have started YELLING at us earlier!"— dadmissions (@Dadmissions) June 30, 2016
10: Mum what's a metaphor?
Me: My life is a train wreck.
10: I know Mum, but what is a metaphor?
— SardonicTart™? (@SardonicTart) December 12, 2014
7yo: Why can't I have coffee?
Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are
7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!
— Jenn Harrell Scott (@Jenn_H_Scott) August 13, 2016
Me: We all make mistakes.
5: Even you?
Me: Yep
5: Oh yeah! Like when you're trying to cook food that tastes good but then it doesn't?— Lurk @ Home Mum (@LurkAtHomeMom) April 15, 2016
6YR OLD: does it hurt, daddy?
ME: [with a tissue up my nose to stop the bleeding] yes
6: good…that'll teach you not to eat my ice cream
— Andy H. (@AndyAsAdjective) August 17, 2016
The 7 yo's got a flair for the dramatic. pic.twitter.com/dxmmJEJX1x
— Mel (@meliperr) April 10, 2016
Me: Pick up your toys
6-year-old: *picks up a toy and sets it back down*
Me: I meant pick it up and put it away
6: I'm not a mind reader.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) September 11, 2016
6: Wanna play school with us?
Me: Sure, I could use a break from cleani-
6: Ok, you be the janitor.
— Lurk @ Home Mum (@LurkAtHomeMom) May 23, 2016
(Man hobbles into grocery store using a cane)
5: HEY MOM THAT MAN IS USING A WALKING STICK BC HIS BONES AREN'T STRONG & HE'LL DIE SOON RIGHT— Sweatpants Cher (@House_Feminist) June 3, 2016
Via: BuzzFeed
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