If there is one type of joke we really enjoy, it is one that starts out with a man walking into a bar. Although what the man does and says is going to be different from one joke to another, you can almost guarantee that something funny is coming you way.
In the following joke, we see that a man is walking into a bar, but he is doing so with an agenda. He wants a free drink, and he has the perfect way to get it. The problem is that the bartender will learn a lesson he shouldn’t have learned.
A man walks into a bar with a box under his arm and says to the barman, “If I can show something you have never seen before will you give me a free drink?”
Now the barman has seen most everything in his time and says, “Sure , Impress me and I’ll even give you a free tab for the night!”
So the man puts down the box and opens it, and then he pulls a small piano out of it and places it on the bar and then a little man as well.
The little man walks up to the piano and starts playing!
The barman was blown away by this, agreeing to the drinks and asking, “where did you find him?”
“Well,” says the man, “I found this magic lamp” He goes back into the box and pulls out this old brass oil lamp.
“I rubbed it, and a genie appeared and granted me one wish, and then he said I must pass the lamp on to the next person that did me a kindness.”
“Wow,” says the barman.
The man then says, “If you gave me a drink I’m going to let you have the lamp”
“Be careful what you wish for tho.”
So the barman rubs the lamp and then makes his wish.
Next thing, the bar has ducks everywhere!!! Crapping on the bar and the floor and all over the customers!!!!!
The barman shouts at the man, saying, “I wished for a million Bucks! Not a million ducks!”
To this, the man replies, “And you think that I wished for a 12-inch Pianist?!”