When was the last time you had a good laugh? If you are like most people, you probably laugh at every opportunity because it makes you feel good.
They sometimes say that laughter is the best medicine and I tend to agree. There are even studies that show that laughter can do more than make you feel good, it might actually be good for you. Perhaps it is important to laugh even more than what we are doing right now.
If you have been struggling to laugh recently, we have the remedy for you. It comes in the form of one of the funnier jokes we have heard in a very long time. Enjoy the laugh and consider this to be your daily dose.
Tom had been in Police work for 25 years.
Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in the hills in Tasmania as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise, it’s total peace and quiet.
After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there.
‘Name’s Cliff, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night. Thought you might like to come at about 5:00…’ ‘Great’, says Tom, ‘after six months out here I’m ready to meet some local folks thank you.’
As Cliff is leaving, he stops. ‘Gotta warn you. Be some drinking’.’ ‘Not a problem’ says Tom. ‘After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of ’em’.
Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. ‘More ‘n’ likely gonna be some fighting’ too.’
‘Well, I get along with people, I’ll be all right! I’ll be there. Thanks again.’ ‘More’n likely be some wild sex, too,’
‘Now that’s really not a problem’ says Tom, warming to the idea. ‘I’ve been all alone for six months! I’ll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?’
‘Don’t much matter. Just gonna be the two of us.
