Tiger Woods Teaches An Old Irishman Something He Didn’t Know About Teeing Up His Balls

There are some people who live in the lap of luxury, and they don’t think much about it. They may have just been privileged from the start, or perhaps they have been rich long enough that it just seems natural to them.

That is what we see happening in the following joke. Tiger Woods was driving his BMW and stopped for gas. What happened next was an epic conversation that ended up going off track shortly after it started.

On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The villagers stare at the BMW, as they have never seen one before!

The pump attendant, who obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner, completely unaware of who the golf pro is.

“Good morning. Beauty of an automobile you have there,” says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick ‘hello’ and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.

“What are those,” asks the attendant.

“They’re called tees,” replies Tiger.

“Well, what on God’s earth are dey for.” inquires the Irishman.

“They’re for resting my balls on when I’m driving,” says Tiger.

“Fookin Jaysus,” says the Irishman, “BMW thinks of everything.”