Three Elderly Women Sit Down To Talk About Their Problems

Three elderly women are talking about their troubles. “Sixty is the worst age to be,” said Ruth, the 60-year-old, “You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time nothing happens.” “Ah, that’s nothing,” said the 70-year-old, Maxine. “When you’re 70, you don’t have a bowel movement anymore. You take laxatives, eat … Read more

9 Of The Best Replies Children Have Ever Given

Out of the mouth of babes… 1. JACK (age 4) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister… After a while he asked: “Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?” 2. MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so … Read more