1. First, you have to tell me what kind of underwear you’re wearing. 2. I’m sorry, but I’m really busy right now. Give me your home number and III call you back later tonight. 3. Shhh. Wait a minute. I’m here robbing the house. Whoa! I think the owners just got home. Can you hold? … Read more
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage … Read more
Sometimes the camera is at just the right angle and sometimes the picture is taken at just the right moment. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17.
It was the final examination for an introductory Biology course at the local university. Like many such freshman courses, it was designed to weed out new students, having over 500 students in the class! The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict and told the class that … Read more
1. Exercise is always a waste of time. And sport, in general, is confusing and scary — so best avoided. 2. Fashion is very, very important. One must praise it like a shrine. 3. Fashion can sometimes be woefully impractical though, and it is in those circumstances that you need to take matters into your … Read more
Signs guide us everywhere. They tell us what’s legal and what’s not legal. Signs help you know where you are going and how to get there. Well, what would happen if, by some freak accident, these signs were suddenly not so helpful anymore? That would make the world a topsy turvy place, wouldn’t it? It … Read more
You may come across some people in life that think they’re the class clown or office wise guy, but they have nothing on the real deal. These people were born with attitudes and sarcasm that simply can’t be stopped. Having someone like this in your life would ensure each day is full of laughter (and … Read more
Everybody takes selfies. It’s not even a new phenomenon. All those renowned artists of yesteryear who painted self-portraits? Selfies (that took a while to make). Selfies are as old as photography, with the first photo selfie dated at 1839. And you know what? We’re still mostly terrible at them. Thankfully, we have our friends in the animal kingdom to … Read more
Husband Finds Wife’s Secret Money, Hilarity Ensues…
I don’t know how they did it, but now we’re doomed. 1. This cool mom… doyouthinkaboutme.tumblr.com 2. This master of hip slang… morebehindtheseblueeyes.tumblr.com morebehindtheseblueeyes.tumblr.com 3. This risky dad… isolating-hearts.tumblr.com 4. This straight shooter… thenneedsilence.tumblr.com 5. This dad who still cares about his rep… okaytrue.tumblr.com 6. This rap aficionado… somedaymynamewillbeinlights.tumblr.com 7. This helpful dad… annakendrik.tumblr.com 8. … Read more
1. They’ll stop what they’re doing to take a nap. Doesn’t matter where they are. Doesn’t matter who they’re with. Via youtube.com 2. They all make faces like this: Via reddit.com 3. They conduct themselves poorly in public. Via dailyanarchist.tumblr.com 4. Their depth perception is all over the place. Via reddit.com 5. Seriously, they just … Read more
Timing is everything in life, but it’s even more important for taking photos. Sure, there have been perfect pictures taken before… but these may take the cake! You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, but most importantly you’ll be in awe of how someone’s camera captured the perfect moment in just a fraction of a second. 1.) The first lesson: don’t stand on your … Read more
Warning signs can be useful for companies to prevent their customers and employees from getting hurt–or at the very least prevent them from suing. In the grand scheme of things, warning signs can be helpful and informative. Sometimes, though, companies can get a little frustrated (or bored) and their words began to take a turn… And … Read more