We live in a world where many people talk about disposable marriages and the statistics are there to back things up. Certainly, it can be difficult to stay in a lasting marriage and even if we do, keeping the romance and love alive presents a whole other set of problems. Those issues are seen worldwide … Read more
There is a constant struggle going on in life and we tend to fall on one side or the other of the issue. I’m not discussing politics, nor am I talking about anything secular, I’m talking about marriage. Although married couples can get along quite nicely, there are going to be times when the husband … Read more
As we get older, subject of marriage seems to come up more and more frequently. Not only may it be an issue when friends of ours are tying the knot, we are likely going to enter into matrimony as well. For some people, it is the event of a lifetime but for others, they may … Read more
From the moment we say “I do,” we promise that we are going to be one with our significant other. We hear those words ringing in our heads when we promise to be together for better or for worse, and we are determined to stick to it. After some time passes, however, the magic rubs … Read more
The decision to get married is one of the largest decisions you’re going to make in your life. It can be a very beautiful thing, when a husband and wife get along together well and they spend their lives sharing with each other. As you are likely well aware, however, marriage can also be rather … Read more
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.” “No,” he said, “I mean what is the foundation of this case?” “It is made … Read more
For those of you old enough to remember Red Skelton, I think you will enjoy this. For those of you not old enough, you will see what you missed. Either way, his humor was always clean, and he was a great entertainer. A rerun of great one liner’s from the man who was known for … Read more
I grew up in the 40s/50s with practical parents. A mother, God love her, who washed aluminum foil after she cooked in it, then reused it. She was the original recycle queen, before they had a name for it. And a father who was happier getting old shoes fixed than buying new ones. Their marriage … Read more
The other night I was out at the bar, enjoying some time away from the house and the kids. I’m a stay at home mom, so every couple of weeks I need a break. NEED. I like to go out singing at my favorite karaoke bar. It lets me stretch out in my own skin for … Read more
Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years. Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known “happy going marriage”. Editor: ” Sir. It’s … Read more
A poor boy was in love with a rich man’s daughter. One day, the boy proposed to her, and the girl said, “Your monthly salary is equivalent to my daily expenses. How can I be involved with you?” She went on, “How could you have thought of that? I can never love you, so forget … Read more
Mary was married to a male chauvinist… They both worked full-time, but he never did anything around the house and certainly not any housework. That, he declared, was woman’s work! But one evening Mary arrived home from work to find the children bathed, a load of wash in the washing machine and another in the … Read more
On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter showed up, they asked … Read more
After a long and abusive marriage with her husband this woman finally made her way out of the toxic relationship. But she couldn’t resist writing a note when she noticed this. I was hoping that I would never have to see your face. I tried really hard to ensure that I would never even … Read more
The following are Questions and Answers between a Husband (H) and a Psychologist (P): P: What do you do for a living Mr Brandy? H: I work as an Accountant in the Bank. P: Your Wife? H: She doesn’t work. She’s a Housewife only. P: Who makes breakfast for your family in the morning? H: My … Read more
A 90-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when a young man walks by and asks him what’s wrong. Through his tears the old man answers, “I’m married to a 25-year-old woman!” “What’s wrong with that?” asks the young man. Between his sobs and sniffles, he answers, “You don’t understand. Every morning before … Read more
After 21 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to take another woman out to dinner and a movie. She said, “I love you, but I know this other woman loves you and would love to spend some time with you.” The other woman that my wife wanted me to visit was my mother, who … Read more
Mike was going to be married to Karen. So his Father sat him down for a little chat. He said, ‘Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother, and said, ‘Here, try these on.” She did and said, ‘These … Read more