Guy Kept Complaining About Her Service For No Reason

(It is a busy Saturday night. During the dinner rush, I have been dealing with a table of two 2o-somethings on a date. The guy, a blonde, had found something to complain about every time I’ve walked by. Meanwhile the brown-haired girl just blushes and stays quiet. They’ve finished their meal.) Blonde Man: “Are you … Read more

Woman Starts Sweating As The Customer Called The Manager On Her

(I am a waitress at a high-end restaurant. This night, I am particularly rushed and upset, and make a few customer service mistakes while serving a customer.) Customer: “I’d like to speak to your manager, please.” Me: “Sure, may I ask what about?” Customer: “About you.” (My manager is very strict, and he doesn’t believe … Read more

Customer Takes Down Someone Berating A Female Server

Customer #1: “Thank God, this line is taking forever.” (There is no line at all, although the tables are mostly occupied.) Me: “Sorry about the wait, sir. May I take your order?” (The customer proceeds to rattle off a long, confusing, and often contradictory order, including such things as a meatless ham sandwich.) Me: “Sir, … Read more

9 Of The Best Replies Children Have Ever Given

Out of the mouth of babes… 1. JACK (age 4) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister… After a while he asked: “Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?” 2. MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so … Read more

Waitress Refuses To Serve Breakfast Without Eggs

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the ‘seniors’ special’ was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99. ‘Sounds good,’ my wife said. ‘But I don’t want the eggs.’ ‘Then, I’ll have to charge you $3.49 because you’re ordering a la carte,’ the waitress warned her. ‘You mean I’d have to pay for not … Read more

Nun Gets The Shock Of Her Life. This Is Perfect.

A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters restaurant. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the … Read more

They Looked With Disgust When Woman Is Helped By Her Son

This man did what a son is supposed to do for his old mother but onlookers were not bright enough to keep their judgmental reactions to themselves…until this old man told him this. A son took his old mother to a restaurant for an evening dinner. Mother being very old and weak, while eating, dropped … Read more

Couple Celebrates Their 50th Wedding Anniversary

Read this short work of fiction below, and be sure to let us know what you think in the comments section.   A husband and wife are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at a fancy restaurant in town. They spare no expense in treating themselves to an extravagant meal, and after dessert is cleared away … Read more