An elderly couple was flying to Hawaii for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 50th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the captain announces, “Ladies and gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island … Read more
Jim leans over and asks his wife, ‘Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.’ ‘Yes’, she says, ‘I remember it well.’ ‘OK,’ he says, ‘How about taking a stroll around … Read more
We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the ‘seniors’ special’ was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99. ‘Sounds good,’ my wife said. ‘But I don’t want the eggs.’ ‘Then, I’ll have to charge you $3.49 because you’re ordering a la carte,’ the waitress warned her. ‘You mean I’d have to pay for not … Read more
Do you still remember what it was like to be a kid? What were the things that marked that childhood? What games did you play down the street, or in the schoolyard? What were your favorite candies and cartoons? This blast from the past will intrigue you, whether it is your time or way before. … Read more
It was a busy morning, about 8:30, when an elderly gentleman in his 80’s arrived at the hospital to have stitches removed from his thumb. He said he was in a hurry as he hod an appointment at 9:00 am. The nurse took his vital signs and told him take a seat, knowing it would … Read more
Recently, a question was posed to those over the age of 60. The question was this: “What advice would you give to those who are half your age?” While the question seems simple, the answers may surprise you. 1. People always say, “Make sure you get a job doing what you love!” But that isn’t … Read more
She Found An 89 Year Old Man Walking Alone. Here’s What She Does Next
An elderly couple walk into a fast food restaurant. They order one hamburger, one order of fries and one drink. The old man unwraps the plain hamburger and carefully cuts it in half. He places one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counts out the fries, dividing them into two piles and … Read more
An elderly couple go to their doctor to ask what they can do to improve their short term memory. “Forgetfulness is common at your age. Just get into the habit of writing down the things you need to do and then it won’t be so easy to forget.” Later that evening, the couple settles down … Read more
A married couple is traveling to visit family by car. Being seniors, after almost eleven hours on the road, they were too tired to continue and decided to get a room. They only planned to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they checked out four hours later, the desk … Read more
Read this short work of fiction below, and be sure to let us know what you think in the comments section. A husband and wife are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at a fancy restaurant in town. They spare no expense in treating themselves to an extravagant meal, and after dessert is cleared away … Read more
An old man and an old woman lived together in a small house at the top of a hill. They had been in love since they were teenagers, and although they occasionally bickered over petty things, they had been happily married for more than 40 years. Every morning, the man would ride his bike down … Read more
1. The couple who can turn even a subway station into an impromptu date. reddit.com 2. The couple who’s just trying to make everyone’s day a little better. ‘@katiegeee__Follow Caught an old couple by the hand saying hi & wishing a good day to everyone in their path. real relationship goals. 3:27 PM – 14 Aug 14 … Read more
Meet Harvey and Eddie, the two cool 85-year old best friends from the Fair Lawn Senior Center in New Jersey, USA. Below is their video that will definitely make your day. The two senior citizens were asked about their opinions on the current technology. Harvey says he prefers talking to people face-to-face instead of using … Read more
Below is the news story video of probably the best elderly couple selfie ever. Meet Benjamin Neufeld, 87, and his wife Elizabeth Neufeld, 85. The couple lives in Bel Air, Los Angeles and has been married for 60 years. One day, Elizabeth flips her blue Honda near their house. Her husband and their neighbors went … Read more