21. “I walked right up to my husband and put our son’s pacifier into his mouth.”
22. “I’d been up two days after coming home from the hospital and realised that I hadn’t eaten, so I made frozen waffles — and poured dish soap on them instead of syrup.”
23. “I kept calling the pediatrician a veterinarian.”
24. “I tried to hug the guy who came to set up our internet as he was leaving. I was so tired and used to hugging visitors when they left. He looked at me like I was nuts.”
25. “I finished a full grocery shopping trip, then fastened the baby into her car seat and drove away — leaving all of the groceries in the cart in the parking lot.”
H/T Wimp
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