A Hillbilly Becomes A Hero Using Nothing But His Tongue

We live in a world that is full of heroes. I’m not talking about the type of hero you see in a movie that flies around the city, saving people. I’m talking about everyday people that do great things. Sometimes, we may even have an opportunity to become a hero, and if we take advantage of it, we may be a hero for life.

In the following joke, a hillbilly had an opportunity to be a hero. A situation was happening beside him, and in the end, he did what hillbillies do best.

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman eating a sandwich at a nearby table begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says: “Kin ya swallar?

“The woman shakes her head no.

Then he asks: “Kin ya breathe?”

The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.

His partner says: “Ya know, I’d herd of that there ‘Hind Lick Maneuver’ but I never seed nobody done it.”