A Nun Gets Frisky While Spending The Night With A Priest

When was the last time you had a good laugh? Some experts say that we should laugh as much as possible and that the suggestion that laughter is the best medicine may be more accurate than we realize. In any case, it’s good to laugh every day.

If you haven’t had a good laugh in a while, we’d like to help you out with it. We have this joke, and it is guaranteed to make you laugh. It’s one of those jokes that, even if you’ve heard it before, you will laugh when you get to the punchline.

A handsome priest and a young nun are traveling when their car breaks down.

And they are forced to spend the night in a motel – with only one room left.

The priest, being a gentleman, said, “Due to the circumstances, let’s just share the room. I’ll sleep on the floor, and you can have the bed. I’m sure God will understand”.

The nun agrees, and they turn off the lights to sleep.

Halfway through the night, the nun who has always had the hots for the priests gets frisky and suddenly has an idea.

“Father, it’s very cold. Could you help me? I’m sure God will understand.”

Hearing this, the priest gets up from the floor, gets a blanket, and gives it to her.

Irritated but determined to succeed, she tries again after a few minutes.

“Father, I’m still cold! Could you please help me? I’m sure God will understand.”

So the priest gets up, gets a blanket and gives it to her, and lies down again on the floor.

By now the nun is mad enough that she throws caution to the wind. She sits up in bed and puts on a seductive pose, before saying:

“Father! It’s still cold, and no amount of blankets will help! Just for tonight, why don’t you treat me as if I were your wife? I’m sure God will understand.”

The priest slowly sits up from where he lies, breathing deeply as he considers this heavy decision.

“Treat you like a husband would his wife, you say?”

The nun slowly nods and winks.

Then he makes up his mind and says: