Looking at these constructions, I am thinking to myself… they must have been built by visionary artists trying to make a statement or by totally certifiable engineers.
And you know what, I think I can totally build stuff like this too! Apparently, you just nail here and there, pour some concrete where you want and you’re done…right?
It looks like that’s exactly what people involved in these projects thought, and the end result was beyond explanation.
Here are some of the project created by these misunderstood geniuses for your entertainment or inspiration for a new career path.
1. Every nine years, the magical doorway opens and leads to a fantastical land.
2. Enjoy the ocean scenery with a nice cold metal bar under your legs. Relaxing!
3. This idea failed not once, but four times, but they had a plan and they were sticking to it, dangit
4. This is what the city really thinks of cyclists.
5. And this is what the city really thinks of kids.
6. I should have measured before redoing the bathroom? Don’t be silly. What do you mean this defeats the purpose of a bathroom door?
7. I said STAY OUT OF MY ROOM.
8. Look, just because you’re in a wheelchair doesn’t mean you don’t want to be extreme.
9. Extreme, I said.
10. Studies show that frequent sitting breaks relieve stress.
11. We’re all gonna be real close friends after this.
12. REAL CLOSE FRIENDS. And if you have gastrointestinal distress, you know which toilet to use.
13. I foresee no issues here.
14. Just keeping you on your toes. Pay attention!
15. No, see this way, you can catch the water AND plug in your hairdryer while saving space.
16. The “you’re fired” door.
17. Heh heh, no one will ever see this stealthy security system back here.
18. You’re just too short. It’s your fault.
19. And you’re just too big. Clearly your fault as well.
20. In this technological age, we like to keep our customers close to nature. Like really close. Also to an I-beam.
21. I told you. There’s NOTHING in that closet. Those scratches and moans you hear are just the house settling.
22. Safety violation? Pffffft.
23. Well, it’s reduced running on the stairways, but it’s increased confusion and bottlenecking on the stairways.
24. It serves THREE purposes when you think about it!
25. Space saving!
26. The porch is going to be added later! Some people just don’t have foresight, jeez.
27. Better have good aim.
28. Oh, that’s the super secret party balcony so no one inside can see us.
29. Each Christmas, the Millers took down the curtains to share their beautiful Season’s Greetings bricks to the neighbors.
30. Oh, it’s not so far. Just try to get a running start.
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