My wife and I went to the State Fair and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls.. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,
‘ THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR ‘
My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs, smiled and said, ‘He mated 50 times last year, that’s almost once a week.’ We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
”THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR’
My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, ‘WOW!! That’s more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him.’ We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,
‘THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR’
My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, ‘That’s once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one.’
I looked at her and said, ‘Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow…’
My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery…
