Man Fakes His Own Death To End Gym Membership And Fails

Tom Logan had signed up at a local gym in January. Like many people, he wanted to get in shape but he soon realized that he wanted to cancel his membership. In fact, he started trying to cancel and only two days after he made his first payment.

As you are about to see, however, he went much further than most people in trying to cancel his gym membership. He even faked his own death! Too bad it didn’t work for him.

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Logan said: “After a pointless attempt to cancel the direct debit, I set fire to my membership card but the next day another card arrived in the post. I hadn’t even told them.

“Eventually I staged a boating accident. I bought a small sailing dinghy and blew it up just off the coast near Hastings.”

He added: “All my friends and family thought I was dead. It was incredibly traumatic for them, but I thought it would be worth it in the long run.”

Gym manager Wayne Hayes said: “If Tom looks at the contract he’ll find that death would not have ended his membership anyway. We have a wide range of classes for members who are no longer alive.”

Via: Daily Mash

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