We can all appreciate the fact that parents lead very busy lives. Not only do they have to take care of the day-to-day activities of managing the household and earning a living, they also need to ensure that the children are well cared for as well. Sometimes, it can just get a little bit hectic but this father of four daughters manages to find the time to post his father/daughter exchanges on twitter.
As you can imagine, being a father of four daughters certainly puts this man in one of the busiest categories possible. It also puts him in line for some of the most amusing conversations, and thankfully, he is sharing them with us. Although none of us may ever be in the situation where we are caring for 4 young girls at the same time, we can certainly appreciate the struggles of this father and the humor that life provides for him.
1
5-year-old daughter: Why does Mom wear makeup?
Me: To look pretty.
5: But she's already pretty.
Me: Aww.
5: Dad, you should wear makeup.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) June 19, 2015
2
Me: Who ate all the cookies?
5-year-old: Ninjas.
Me: I didn’t see them.
5-year-old: No one ever does.
Checkmate.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) June 6, 2015
3
[watching a guy on TV do CPR]
5-year-old daughter: Why is he kissing her?
Me: He's not. He's saving her life.
5: I'd rather die.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) March 23, 2016
4
3-year-old daughter: A boy at daycare said he likes me.
Me: Do you like him back?
3: He colors outside the lines. He needs to grow up.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) April 15, 2016
5
No DNA test needed.
I'm sure she's mine. pic.twitter.com/C1FntjdRUE
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 13, 2015
6
3-year-old daughter: Will I have a baby in my belly someday?
Me: If you want to.
3: No thanks. That's where I put my candy.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) April 5, 2016
7
4-year-old: What happens when you die?
Me: You go to heaven.
4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff?
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) October 2, 2014
8
Me: Let’s make the house look nice for Mom.
5-year-old: She doesn’t care how things look.
Me: Why would you say that?
5: She married you.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) January 20, 2016
9
I knew her rock star lifestyle would catch up with her eventually. pic.twitter.com/D8ZFhieS2l
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 23, 2015
10
4-year-old daughter: *points to a dead squirrel on the road* He was a boy.
Me: How can you tell?
4-year-old: He was stupid.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) April 23, 2015
11
Me: You put your coat on upside down.
3-year-old: No, I didn't.
Me: Your hood is on the bottom.
3: My butt gets cold.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) March 26, 2016
12
Me: We've taken 1,000 pics. We're never going to get all 4 kids smiling at once.
Wife: Fine. Just pick the best one pic.twitter.com/E7jDR5uGIm
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) March 27, 2016
13
5-year-old: *rubs her head*
Me: What's wrong?
5: I think I pulled a brain muscle.
Me: Brains don't have muscles.
5: Maybe yours doesn't.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) March 11, 2016
14
5-year-old daughter: Girls get tired earlier than boys.
Me: Why?
5-year-old: We use our brains all day.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) February 2, 2016
15
5-year-old: Can we buy that?
Me: It's too expensive
5: Use your credit card. Then it's free
Guess who's never getting her own credit card
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) January 15, 2016
16
3-year-old: I don't like my soup.
Me: What's wrong with it?
3-year-old: It tastes like soup.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) January 4, 2016
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5-year-old: I wish I was a princess.
Me: You're my princess, and this is our realm.
5: *looks around our house* This kingdom sucks.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) March 19, 2016
Via: Bright Side
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