When it comes to using the internet, there are many different ways that people do it. People may email others, video chat or use social media but aside from the fact that they are looking at cat videos, they are probably looking up something about food. In fact, people have an obsession with food and you only need to spend a little bit of time on Twitter to prove that fact.
It doesn’t matter if people are talking about a recipe they want to try or if they are discussing their dinner from the night before, it is a topic of conversation you can’t seem to get away from. Some of them are downright serious, but others are more lighthearted. In this post, we have put together the funniest tweets about food that the Internet has ever seen.
Some of them are going to be talking about how people eat certain types of food, others are going to be discussing food facts. In any case, however, they are something that will make you laugh, not only because they are ridiculous but because they are true.
1
Most people don't realise this, but you can eat organic, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) June 10, 2012
2
Food delivery is a combination of my three favourite things:
1. Food
2. Not moving
3. Avoiding people— TokenSuperhero (@MarcusTheToken) July 18, 2011
3
People who think you can't be happy and sad at the same time have obviously never eaten all the cookies in the house in one sitting.
— Northern Lights (@PinkCamoTO) February 10, 2016
4
Steps to survive on a dessert island:
1. check spelling
2. if correct, enjoy— Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) February 4, 2015
5
It upsets me when restaurants think they are too good for ketchup. No one is too good for ketchup. Ketchup is too good for you.
— Ed Sheeran (@edsheeran) September 16, 2013
6
Interviewer: what are your future plans?
Me: lunch
Interviewer: I meant long term plans
Me: what, like dinner?
— DaddyJew (@DaddyJew) April 22, 2015
7
I'm on the snake diet. It's the one where you lie on the floor all day, eat 25% of your body weight, and hiss at anyone who comes near you.
— Ashley Austrew (@ashleyaustrew) March 9, 2016
8
Pizza burned the inside of my mouth and I don't really understand why the things I love keep hurting me.
— Because I'm a Guy (@CauseWereGuys) October 13, 2015
9
*calls up pizza place*
WHY WOULD YOU CUT MY PIZZA SO UNEVEN? IF YOU'RE TRYING TO TEAR MY FAMILY APART IT'S WORKING
— Rad Kyle (@KyleMcDowell86) February 6, 2014
10
Carrots are a great thing to eat when you are hungry and want to stay that way.
— Mara Wilson (@MaraWilson) October 9, 2014
11
Not sure if I actually like films or just like looking at something while I eat popcorn.
— Noodles (@Dawn_M_) January 12, 2016
12
SNICKERS COMMERCIAL: You're not you when you're hungry
ME: [always hungry] ..who am I
— Frigged up Shark (@AbrasiveGhost) December 1, 2015
13
Waitress: what can I get for you?
Me: i'll have the steak
W: how would you like it?
Me: immediately
— DaddyJew (@DaddyJew) July 17, 2015
14
I can't turn water into wine, but I can turn ice cream into breakfast.
— Louis Peitzman (@LouisPeitzman) June 25, 2012
15
Me: Look, I love you, But I made exactly the amount of cheese & crackers I want to eat right now.
Wife: But I only…
Me: EXACTLY the amount— keith (@tchrquotes) November 4, 2014
16
cashier: whoa 58 boxes of Mac and Cheese, having a party tonight?
me:
Cashier:
me:
Cashier:
me: sure
— paperwash© (@PaperWash) September 23, 2015
17
I hate when I’m on the treadmill and my hand accidentally hits the stop button & I have to get off and eat a bacon grilled cheese sandwich.
— Bill Murray (@BiIIMurray) April 28, 2015
18
@AnnaKendrick47 Butter is a carb.
— Janina (@drickheads) November 5, 2015
19
I just got cold while I was eating ice cream, so instead of stopping eating ice cream, I put on a jacket.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) April 3, 2016
20
*pulls curtain back while wife is in the shower*
me: Are we – stop screaming, it's just me- are we out of Cheetos?— Josh (@iwearaonesie) February 24, 2016
Via: Wimp
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