A Man Gets A Black Eye In Church And Doesn’t Learn His Lesson

There are times when we are on our best behavior, and we expect that everything is going to go as smoothly as it possibly can. That is especially true when we are in a place where we are expected to be good, such as when we are at church.

Unfortunately, for the man in this joke, things didn’t turn out as well as they could. He was trying to do the right thing but when he did, it ended up backfiring in a hilarious way. By the time the joke is over, you see why it is the funniest thing we’ve heard in a long time.

A guy is walking down the street and he sees his friend with a black eye. He asks him what happened.

His friends says, “Well I was in church and…”

The man interrupts “Church! How do you get hurt in church?”

The friend continues, “Well I was sitting behind this woman Angelina, and after a while what with all the standing, sitting and kneeling, I noticed she had developed a wegie. Now me being a nice guy, I pulled it out for her. She turned around “WHACK””

The man says “I cant believe you did that”, and continues walking.

A week later he sees his friend again and he has another black eye. He asks him what happened this time and his friend responds, “Well I was in church again…”

The man interrupts “CHURCH AGAIN? How do you keep getting hurt in church?!”

The friend explains, “Well, I was sitting behind Angelina again and…”

“Don’t tell me you did it again”

“I did not, after all of the standing, sitting, and kneeling, I noticed the wegie again…”

“If you pulled it out again…”

“I did not pull it out. This time he husband was with her an he pulled it out for her. Now, I know she doesn’t like that, so I pushed it back in.”