An old Italian woman is riding the elevator in a very lavish New York City office building.
A young and beautiful woman, smelling like expensive perfume, gets into the elevator. She turns to the old Italian woman and says arrogantly, “Giorgio – Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!”.
A couple of floors later, another young and beautiful woman, smelling like expensive perfume, gets into the elevator. She turns to the old Italian woman and says arrogantly, “Channel No.5, $150 an ounce!”
About three floors later, the old Italian woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. As she exits the elevator, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, she bends over, and farts, then bellows:
“Broccoli – 49 cents a pound.”
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