You may never have heard of Alice Brine before but after today, she will be someone that you will remember for a very long time. She is a comedian from New Zealand and she is becoming well-known for an analogy she posted on Facebook. The subject was consent, and she flipped it on its head to make it easy for anyone to understand in the most hilarious way.
Rather than talking about men who may be doing inappropriate things toward women, she discusses what it would be like if women were to steal the possessions of men who were wealthy and drunk because they were “asking for it.” Her analogy is able to reach people on a very personal level.
Not only is available to do so because it looks at something from a different angle, the comedy that she includes is able to reach people as well.
I’m gunna start going home with random very drunk guys and stealing all of their shit. Everything they own. It won’t be my fault though… they were drunk. They should have known better. I’ll get away with it 90% of the time but then when one brave man takes me to court over it, I’ll argue that I wasn’t sure if he meant it when he said ‘no don’t steal my Audi.’ I just wasn’t sure if he meant it. I said ‘Can I please steal your Gucci watch?’ He said ‘no’ but I just wasn’t sure if he meant it. He was drunk. He brought this on himself.
You should have seen how he was dressed at the club, expensive shirts and shoes. What kind of message is he sending with that!? I thought he wanted me to come and steal all of his shit. He was asking for it. When he said ‘no’ to me taking everything he owned I just didn’t know if he meant it. ‘No’ isn’t objective enough, it could mean anything.
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