Dumb blonde jokes are nearly virtually as dirt and nearly as tasteless. While today these sexist anecdotes are not told in polite company, many are still of them floating around the internet and in places where women aren’t present. These jokes usually involve a young blonde woman with less than impressive analytical skills doing or saying something that makes you want to facepalm for an hour. However, not every blonde joke has to be demeaning. A few catch people off guard, such as this story about a young blonde woman who walked into a fancy New York City bank looking for a loan.
A blonde woman walks into a bank in NYC before going on vacation and asks for a $5,000 loan.
The banker asks, “Okay, miss, is there anything you would like to use as collateral?”
The woman says, “Yes, of course. I’ll use my Rolls Royce.”
The banker, stunned, asks, “A $250,000 Rolls Royce? Really?”
The woman is completely positive. She hands over the keys, as the bankers and loan officers laugh at her.
They check her credentials, make sure she is the title owner. Everything checks out. They park it in their underground garage for two weeks.
When she comes back, she pays off the $5,000 loan as well as the $15.41 interest.
The loan officer says, “Miss, we are very appreciative of your business with us, but I have one question. We looked you up and found out that you are a multi-millionaire. Why would you want to borrow $5,000?”
The woman replies, “Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?”
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Sources:
- “A Young Blonde Woman Shows Some New York City Bankers Just How Brilliant She Is” Blissful Slot.