Old man is married to a 25-year-old woman

A 90-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when a young man walks by and asks him what’s wrong. Through his tears the old man answers, “I’m married to a 25-year-old woman!” “What’s wrong with that?” asks the young man. Between his sobs and sniffles, he answers, “You don’t understand. Every morning before … Read more