Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating St Patrick’s Day. At one point, Mick the bartender says, ‘You’ll not be drinking anymore tonight, Paddy’. Paddy replies, ‘OK Mick, I’ll be on my way then’. Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls … Read more
On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation that was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction. After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket to the medicine man, and … Read more
How much do you trust your significant other? Trust is of course very important in a relationship, not only for the big things, but to avoid embarrassment over small misunderstandings. Read this story to find out what I mean. A wife comes home late one night, arriving early from being out of town and quietly … Read more
A man came home from work and found his 3 children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn around the garden. The door of his wife’s car was open, as was the front door to the house and no sign of the dog. Walking in the … Read more
Everyone loves a vacation, but it’s always so obnoxious going from the plane through baggage claim, through the taxi line and to the hotel. Don’t you wish the hotel could just come to you, straight to the plane? Ok, that isn’t exactly what’s going on here, but you can almost imagine it that way at … Read more
For many years, these four guys have been going to the same camping trip to Pine Grove. It had become a tradition that they couldn’t miss. Three days before they were going to leave, Eric’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn’t allowed to go. Eric’s buddies are very upset that he … Read more
Someone’s 40th year on Earth is off to a rough start. Though the story is likely conjured from fiction, it’s pretty funny and we figured it was worth sharing. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn’t feel like waking up that morning. I managed to pull myself together and go downstairs for … Read more