Most of us have heard a dog called man’s best friend, and we may have seen the reason why in our own lives or the lives of those who are close to us. It seems as if many dogs simply wind their way into our lives and around our hearts. At times, they may even … Read more
I work in a party store. An eight-year-old customer comes in a few weeks before Christmas and I serve him. Eight-Year-Old: “Can I see your Christmas decorations? I need to get some really cool ones.” Me: “Sure you can. Is there something special you want to get, little guy?” Eight-Year-Old: “I want to get a … Read more
A woman is in bed with her lover, who also happens to be her husband’s best friend. They make love for hours and, afterwards, while they’re just lying there, the phone rings. Since it’s the woman’s house, she picks up the receiver. The best friend listens, only hearing her side of the conversation: “Hello? Oh, … Read more
Before British soldier Kevin Elliot left for Afghanistan, he jokingly made a pact with his best friend Barry Delaney. Elliot wanted to make it clear before he shipped out that, if he were to ever be killed in action, Delaney had to wear the ugliest dress he could possible find to his funeral. Delaney, of … Read more