“In our family, we have a special way of transitioning the kids from receiving from Santa, to becoming a Santa. This way, the Santa construct is not a lie that gets discovered, but an unfolding series of good deeds and Christmas spirit. When they are 6 or 7, whenever you see that dawning suspicion that … Read more
Many of us recognize that Christmas is full of tradition but when you are a father of six children, those traditions can sometimes be difficult to manage. One of those traditions for many families is the Elf on the Shelf, and this father of six has taken it to the next level by doing something … Read more
I work in a party store. An eight-year-old customer comes in a few weeks before Christmas and I serve him. Eight-Year-Old: “Can I see your Christmas decorations? I need to get some really cool ones.” Me: “Sure you can. Is there something special you want to get, little guy?” Eight-Year-Old: “I want to get a … Read more
Dear Santa, How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from the reindeer to the elves, is fine. I have been a very good boy this year. I would like an X-Box with Call of Duty and an iPhone 6 for Christmas. I hope you remember that come Christmas Day. Merry Christmas, Timmy … Read more
There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job it was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about. The letter read: Dear … Read more
My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, “Do you want to have Sex?” “No,” she answered. I then said, “Is that your final answer?” … She didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying, “Yes..” So I said, … Read more
This post left me speechless…