One Sunday morning an old cowboy entered a church just before services were to begin. Although the old man and his clothes were spotlessly clean, he wore jeans, a denim shirt and boots that were very worn and ragged. In his hand he carried a worn out old hat and an equally worn out old … Read more
On the first day, God created the dog and said, “Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.” The dog said, “That’s a long time to be barking. How about only ten … Read more
PASTOR: Now, according to a few passages in the bible, homosexuality is a sin. COUPLE OF OLDER MALES IN THE AUDIENCE: Amen! PASTOR: Now, wait, I’m not finished. PASTOR: You know what else the bible defines as a sin? Divorce. -uncomfortable silence- PASTOR: There are countless passages that talk about how divorce is wrong, and … Read more