Guy Kept Complaining About Her Service For No Reason

(It is a busy Saturday night. During the dinner rush, I have been dealing with a table of two 2o-somethings on a date. The guy, a blonde, had found something to complain about every time I’ve walked by. Meanwhile the brown-haired girl just blushes and stays quiet. They’ve finished their meal.) Blonde Man: “Are you … Read more

Father Makes A Horrifying Mistake. This Is Priceless.

It’s the Spring of 1967 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Bobby’s a pretty hip guy with his own car and a ducktail hairdo. When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue’s father answers and invites him in. “Peggy Sue’s not ready yet, so why don’t you have a seat?” … Read more