The Most Awkward Gynecologist Visit Ever

I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor’s office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. … Read more

In All His Years Of Medicine, He’d Never Seen THIS!

A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he’s liable to break something, but the boy continues. ‘Johnny!’ Mom screams. ‘Knock it off! You’re going to break something’. He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a short trip to … Read more

Mom Is Shocked When Teenage Daughter Confesses She Is Pregnant

I answered the phone at my office. It was my oldest daughter, Heidi. “Morn, can you meet me at Barbara’s this afternoon?” Barbara was a counselor my girls and I had seen periodically over the years, often to deal with our individual issues over the conflicts between their father and me—we had divorced years earlier.So … Read more

Now THAT’S A Happy Mom

A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam. Finally, the doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. ‘Breast-fed,’ she replied. ‘Well, we’ll have to check you … Read more

15 Actual Things Doctors Have Had to Tell Their Patients

1. A young couple came in, both upset and confused about the fact that the woman had become pregnant. They stressed the fact that they were on birth control, specifically they were on the pill. However, before I could say anything, the boyfriend quietly took me aside and explained to me that he had been … Read more

Why You Should Never Upset A Nurse

A big shot businessman had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a major asshole to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his employees. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him. The head nurse was the only one who could … Read more

Woman Opens Door For Stranger Who Had Lost His Way

Dr. Mark, a well-known cancer specialist, was once on his way to an important conference in another city where he was going to be granted an award in the field of medical research. He was very excited to attend the conference and was desperate to reach as soon as possible. He had worked long and … Read more

This Woman Was Not Impressed By The Dentist’s Joke

A dentist noticed that his next patient, an elderly lady, was looking very nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. “Do you know how they make these gloves?” he asked. “No, I don’t” she replied “Well,” he spoofed, “there’s a building in China with a big … Read more

7 Actual Situations Doctors Had To Deal With. This Is Hilarious.

These are situations doctors actually had to deal with on the job, published by medical reporters. A man comes into the ER and yells “My wife’s going to have her baby in the cab!” I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady’s dress and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly … Read more

Doctor Told Her To Go Cry After Informing Her Daughter Is Mentally Challenged. But What Followed Is Priceless.

Today I have another heartwarming story about helping others. This mother says: “I didn’t cry when I learned that our two-year-old Kristi had, as we suspected, mental challenges. ‘Go ahead and cry,’ the doctor advised kindly. ‘It helps prevent serious emotional difficulties.’ But I couldn’t cry then nor during the months that followed. “When Kristi … Read more

Best Reply To Someone In Denial. This Is Perfect

You’ll never guess what this doctor told this lady about her 16-year old daughter…   A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. James, what’s the problem?” The mother says, “It’s my daughter Darla. She keeps getting these cravings, she’s putting on weight and is sick most mornings.” The doctor gives Darla a … Read more

Man Hates Paying The Vet For Wife’s Cat

One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. We didn’t know what to call her so we named her … Read more