A controversial story that’s made its way around the Internet for the past few months is one that’ll send shivers down your spine… and most likely have you looking closer at every photo you’ve ever taken. A husband, after being away for 20 days, took a seemingly innocent photo of his wife. It wasn’t. After coming … Read more
This dad trying to sell a baby stroller on ebay wrote one of the funniest product descriptions ever: “Here we have for sale the green monster that can only be Phil and Teds. I shall be glad to see it leave my premises and never return. This was purchased against my wishes many years ago … Read more
1. It’s hard to explain puns to kelptomaniacs, because they’re always taking things literally. 2. What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? 3. Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks “Do all of you want a drink?” The first logician says “I don’t know.” The second logician … Read more
When a person is young, they tend to have a unique perspective on life. In many cases, they may actually show wisdom that is beyond their years, not because they have the experience, but because they can see things that we may not be able to see. As adults, we are often too close to … Read more
We found this story online with an unknown author, and it’s absolutely hilarious. Even though it is fictional, it’s worth a read. I know I chuckled at the end! A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus, and she noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another … Read more
Someone’s 40th year on Earth is off to a rough start. Though the story is likely conjured from fiction, it’s pretty funny and we figured it was worth sharing. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn’t feel like waking up that morning. I managed to pull myself together and go downstairs for … Read more
Every now and then a dog story like this makes its way around the Internet to put a smile on everyone’s face. An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard; I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of. He calmly came over to … Read more
One day a Madam opened the joy house door and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties. “May I help you?” she asked. “I want to see Valerie,” the man replied. “Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else,” said the … Read more
A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry’s Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Taser. The … Read more
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she’d like to have for her birthday. “I’d like to be eight again…” she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of … Read more
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack’s station-wagon and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farmhouse and asked the attractive lady of the house if they could spend the night. “I’m recently widowed,” she explained, … Read more
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, “Mrs. Jones, do you know me?” She responded, “Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I’ve known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you’ve been a big disappointment … Read more
An 83-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a fertility test as part of his regular physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this jar home and bring back a sample tomorrow.” The next day the old man reappeared at the doctor’s office and gave him the jar, which … Read more
A bigshot business man had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his employees. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him. The head nurse was the only one who could … Read more
This is an actual letter of resignation from an employee at a computer company to her boss who apparently resigned soon afterwards. Dear Mr. Smith, As a graduate of an institution of higher education, I have a few very basic expectations. Chief among these is that my direct superiors have an intellect that ranges … Read more
This lady was really pissed off about how a restaurant handled one of her orders. She took to yelp and wrote a scathing review. The owner of the restaurant found out and decided to answer her. This is probably the best way to respond to an unsatisfied customer. What do you think of this?
When we are school, many of us can hardly wait until we are out and have joined the work force. For some, it comes when they graduate high school, and the jump right into a job but for others, they seek out higher learning so they can get an even better job. In either case, … Read more
