Once upon a time there was a king who wanted to go fishing. He called the royal weather forecaster and asked about the upcoming weather conditions. The weatherman assured him that there was no chance of rain in the days ahead. So the king went fishing with his wife, the queen. On the way he … Read more
Andrea is a mother of five and runs a wonderful blog she calls, True Stories of a Midwest Yankee. One of her latest posts about an experience at the grocery store is beginning to gain a lot of attention, touching the hearts of people all across the country. After reading it, you will see why… … Read more
‘Dad, what’s Politics?’ Dad says, ‘Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me Capitalism. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the … Read more
Here are several mind-blowing (in a bad way, trust me) conversations that people have actually had with… well, idiots, in real life. You won’t believe some of these… IDIOT SIGHTING. My daughter and I went through the McDonald’s driveway window and I gave the cashier a $5 note. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed … Read more
A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California, when suddenly a brand-new Porsche advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses, and a YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, “If I tell … Read more
Boy At School Explains The Strategy of The Government Perfectly. This Is So True
A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?” He replies, “Yes, caffeine. I can’t drink coffee.” “Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?” “Yes,” he says, “I was in Iraq for one tour.” The interviewer says, “That will give you … Read more