One day an Irishman, who has been stranded on a deserted island for over ten long years, sees an unusual speck on the horizon. “It’s certainly not a ship,” he thinks to himself. As the speck gets closer and closer, he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft. … Read more
John O’Reilley hoisted his beer and said:”Here’s to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!” That won him top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night. He went home and told his wife Mary, “I won the prize for the best toast of the night.” She … Read more
Patrick went into his favorite pub in Dublin and ordered 3 pints of Guinness, to be served all at the same time. The bartender put the three pints in front of him, and he took a little sip out of one, put it down; then took a little sip out of the second, put it … Read more
A new Irish pub opens in downtown New York. On the first day, an Irishman walks in and orders three pints of Guinness. He takes a sip from the first one, then a sip from the second and finally a sip from the third. He does this in turn until all pints are empty. This … Read more