As a woman passed her daughter’s closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzling noise coming from within… Opening the door, she observed her daughter with a vibrator. Woman[shocked]: “What in the world are you doing?” Daughter: “Mom, I’m 35 years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I’ll ever get to a husband. Please go … Read more
Parents don’t always take the best care of their children. When this babysitter found that a child she was taking care of was being abused, she called the police. You won’t believe what happened next. I babysat for a single mom down the road. She was going out with her new BF. Cute, great … Read more
Cat lover or not, this is hysterical! We’ve all had trouble with our animals, but I don’t think anyone can top this one: Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the feeling that my boss thinks I’m lying. On one recent occasion, I had a … Read more
Do you know the story behind the apron? For most people, it’s a piece of clothing they use everyday, in the kitchen or at work. For some, it’s a kink, or at least part of it. However, the apron used to be more important, much more important than you could imagine. I don’t think our … Read more
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed. “Dear Lord, I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what … Read more
This is a story about a man waking up after a wild night in his home. He had no idea what his wife was going to do. Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Halloween Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol at all. … Read more
Kitsch–think midcentury home decor full of large-eyed children, nuke-shaped appliances and shades of peach avocado–has made something of a comeback in the recent past. As such, it’s sometimes hard to tell what’s actually vintage and what’s a replica. Furniture craftsman Nathan Chandler, however, got the real deal when he purchased a not-exactly-new home in 2009. … Read more