First Important Lesson: During my second month of nursing school, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions, until I read the last one: “What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?” Surely this was some kind of joke. I had … Read more
Before my step father killed himself with a drug overdose, he used to teach me manly things. One of which was that “your animal is the only true unselfish love you will get. They only want you. They ask for nothing.” One day my cat got hit by a car when I got home from … Read more
One day a man saw a old lady, stranded on the side of the road, but even in the dim light of day, he could see she needed help. So he pull ed up in front of her Mercedes and got out. His Pinto was still sputtering when he approached her. Even with the smile on … Read more
This is a very important life lesson that a philosophy teacher taught his students. The teacher cleared off his desk and placed on top of it a few items. One of the items was an empty mason jar. He proceeded to fill up the jar with golf balls until he could fit no more. He … Read more