Old man is married to a 25-year-old woman

A 90-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when a young man walks by and asks him what’s wrong. Through his tears the old man answers, “I’m married to a 25-year-old woman!” “What’s wrong with that?” asks the young man. Between his sobs and sniffles, he answers, “You don’t understand. Every morning before … Read more

Three Women Challenged Him To A Bet. He Will Regret This.

Three mischievous old Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home when an old Grandpa walked by. One of the old Grandmas yelled out, ‘Hey, we bet we can tell exactly how old you are!’ The old man said, ‘There is no way you can guess my age! One of the Grandmas said, … Read more

Two Peas In A Cherry Pie

An old man and an old woman lived together in a small house at the top of a hill. They had been in love since they were teenagers, and although they occasionally bickered over petty things, they had been happily married for more than 40 years. Every morning, the man would ride his bike down … Read more