I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy him some new shoes (he is 71). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors – green, red, orange, and blue. … Read more
Bob the Golden Retriever lives in São Paulo, Brazil with his owner, 8 birds, and a hamster. Luiz Higa Jr., who lives in Sao Paulo, Brazil, posts photos of Bob and his group of friends enjoying breakfast together or just hanging out – and of course there are a lot of communal naps. Luiz told … Read more
Wanda’s dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, “I’ll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I’ll mail you a check. “Oh, by the way, don’t worry about my bulldog, Spike. … Read more
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird’s attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and … Read more
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, ‘Jesus is watching you.’ He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just … Read more