1. Q: Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that’s it… Don’t waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that’s like saying you can extend the life of … Read more
1. A young couple came in, both upset and confused about the fact that the woman had become pregnant. They stressed the fact that they were on birth control, specifically they were on the pill. However, before I could say anything, the boyfriend quietly took me aside and explained to me that he had been … Read more
1. I looked the surgeon squarely in the eyes, and with a straight face I whispered: “I want you inside me.” – skeeterspete 2. I was being wheeled into emergency abdominal surgery once and my girlfriend was with me. We’re rolling down the hall and they have the mask out to put me under and … Read more
A dentist noticed that his next patient, an elderly lady, was looking very nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. “Do you know how they make these gloves?” he asked. “No, I don’t” she replied “Well,” he spoofed, “there’s a building in China with a big … Read more
A nurse in her mid-40s was caring for an old man who had suffered from a stroke and was being treated at a nursing home. How she nursed him back to health is amazing. Share this with your friends by clicking below!
1. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night. 2. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized. 3. Since she can’t get pregnant with her husband, I thought you might like to work her up. 4. The patient is tearful and crying … Read more
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. “Nurse”, he mumbles, from behind the mask. “Are my testicles black?” Embarrassed, the young … Read more
An 83-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a fertility test as part of his regular physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this jar home and bring back a sample tomorrow.” The next day the old man reappeared at the doctor’s office and gave him the jar, which … Read more
In Mason, Texas, J.R. Nicholson, 85, was taken to the hospital when he complained that he was feeling dizzy. Nicholson’s beagle, Buddy, was left back at the ranch. Or so he thought… After traveling for approximately 20 miles, motorists flagged down the ambulance carrying Nicholson to tell paramedics that they had an unexpected passenger that … Read more
When Adam met Hollie, she was his nurse at the hospital in Thousand Oaks, CA where he was receiving treatment for Lyme disease. Over the course of a year, they spent hours together, three days a week, during his treatment. During that year, the two fell deeply in love. After kicking that disease, Adam spent more time … Read more