How To Deal With An Annoying Lawyer

A woman and a lawyer were seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asked if she would like to play a fun game. The woman, tired, just wanted to take a nap. She politely declined and rolled over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer … Read more

A Cop Catches Old Couple Making Love. But He Never Expected This.

Jim leans over and asks his wife, ‘Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.’ ‘Yes’, she says, ‘I remember it well.’ ‘OK,’ he says, ‘How about taking a stroll around … Read more

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity!

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage … Read more

20 Jokes Only Very Smart People Will Understand

1. It’s hard to explain puns to kelptomaniacs, because they’re always taking things literally. 2. What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? 3. Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks “Do all of you want a drink?” The first logician says “I don’t know.” The second logician … Read more

Couple Celebrates Their 50th Wedding Anniversary

Read this short work of fiction below, and be sure to let us know what you think in the comments section.   A husband and wife are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at a fancy restaurant in town. They spare no expense in treating themselves to an extravagant meal, and after dessert is cleared away … Read more

Pocket Taser Stun Gun, A Great Gift For The Wife!

A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry’s Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Taser. The … Read more

18 Amazing But Tricky Photos Will Make You Look Twice

No matter what scientific advancements humans dream up, we will never be perfect. Our brains are naturally easily tricked (which is why optical and auditory illusions are so fun). So when you see these photos, don’t be surprised if you’re completely confused… until you look again. There is some serious trickery going on in each of them! 1.) … Read more