1. I looked the surgeon squarely in the eyes, and with a straight face I whispered: “I want you inside me.” – skeeterspete 2. I was being wheeled into emergency abdominal surgery once and my girlfriend was with me. We’re rolling down the hall and they have the mask out to put me under and … Read more
On the first day God created the dog. God said, “Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years.” The dog said, “That’s too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I’ll give … Read more
Every now and then a dog story like this makes its way around the Internet to put a smile on everyone’s face. An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard; I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of. He calmly came over to … Read more
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack’s station-wagon and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farmhouse and asked the attractive lady of the house if they could spend the night. “I’m recently widowed,” she explained, … Read more