Why do teachers drink? These are real questions and answers from last year’s GCSE exams: Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery. Q. How is dew formed? A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire. … Read more
1. Does music express emotions or just elicit them? Read the next 200 pages to not find out. – Welldogmycats 2. Girls take birth control. Girls then pee out unmetabolized estrogens from birth control. Pee goes to water treatment plant, estrogens not treated, male fish become female fish. – Altzul 3. Nanoparticles are weird and … Read more
Boys are afraid of being laughed at, but girls are afraid of being killed. Recently, a girl was shot in her school for refusing to date a boy. This is something that needs to change. When I was a freshman, my sister was in eighth grade. There was a boy in two of her … Read more
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, “Johnny, what is your problem?” Johnny answered, “I’m too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!” Ms. Brooks … Read more
One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other students in the room on two sheets of paper, leaving a space between each name. Then she told them to think of the nicest thing they could say about each of their classmates and write it down. It took the remainder … Read more
These students just learned a valuable life lesson.
(I’m an A&E nurse. We’re not allowed [to keep] our phones on us; they’re to be kept in our lockers. A call comes into hospital reception on a private line for me.) Phone: “This is [Teacher] from [School]. There’s been an incident involving [Daughter]. We need you to come in.” Me: “Is she ill or … Read more