toilet paper

Wife Keeps Saying To Her Husband Her Breasts Are Too Small. Her Husband’s Advice Is Hilarious.

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it’s not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. “If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it … Read more

There Is Only One Correct Way To Hang Toilet Paper

For those of you locked in a heated debate with family, friends or roommates over the proper way to hang a roll of toilet paper in the bathroom, it’s time to officially resolve it. And it turns out, this should have been done 124 years ago. According to a patent from 1891, the end … Read more