An old man was eating at a truck stop minding his own business, when three dangerous-looking bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into his pie and then took a seat at the counter. The second walked up to the old man, spit into his milk and then … Read more
A trucker came into a truck stop restaurant and placed his order. “I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.” The brand-new waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, “This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair … Read more
(It is a busy Saturday night. During the dinner rush, I have been dealing with a table of two 2o-somethings on a date. The guy, a blonde, had found something to complain about every time I’ve walked by. Meanwhile the brown-haired girl just blushes and stays quiet. They’ve finished their meal.) Blonde Man: “Are you … Read more
(I am a waitress at a high-end restaurant. This night, I am particularly rushed and upset, and make a few customer service mistakes while serving a customer.) Customer: “I’d like to speak to your manager, please.” Me: “Sure, may I ask what about?” Customer: “About you.” (My manager is very strict, and he doesn’t believe … Read more
(I work at a restaurant in a very rich town, in which I also live. I am getting my hair done at a ‘posh’ salon when I see one of my regulars from the restaurant sitting in the first chair.) Me: “Hello Mrs. [Name]. Good to see you.” Customer: “Oh hel— aren’t you my waitress … Read more
I am totally deaf in my left ear and partially deaf in my right. I wear a regular hearing aid in my right ear and have a cochlear implant in my left. I’m now 19, and working in a very posh restaurant. I’m serving a party of 10. There is a couple who comes in … Read more