It doesn’t matter where we live in the world, there are going to be variations in the way we talk. I’m not talking about different languages, I’m talking about dialects within a single language. These differences are seen from one town to another and sometimes, may even be different from one household to another. Of … Read more
1. “I pay 12,000 dollars a year for him to go to this school. That is enough reason for you to increase his grade.” Level1313 2. Had a parent call and ask, in complete seriousness, if we could cancel the Homecoming dance because of her freshman son. Not because her son was sad that he … Read more
During my junior year in high school, Mr. Reynolds, my English teacher, handed each student a list of thoughts or statements written by other students, then gave us a creative writing assignment based on one of those thoughts. At 17, I was beginning to wonder about many things, so I chose the statement, “I wonder … Read more
A teacher was tutoring a class of students when she shared the amazing story of a cruise ship capsized at sea. You won’t believe what lesson this class learned from the story. A cruise ship had an accident at sea and needed to evacuate the passengers. One couple, having made their way to the lifeboats, realized that … Read more
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: Maria. TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell “crocodile?” GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L TEACHER: … Read more
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class, was squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher told him … Read more
A lovely little girl is entering class for the first time when a friendly little boy approaches her. “My name’s Ted,” he says, “What’s yours?” “Happy Butt,” the little girl replies. “I’m going to tell the teacher on you for lying!” the boy shouts. He goes to the teacher and says that the little girl … Read more
Sixth grade science teacher Mrs. Samson asks her class: “Who can tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?” Nobody raises a hand, so she calls on the first student to look her way. “Mary, can you tell me which organ of the human body expands … Read more
This is a very important life lesson that a philosophy teacher taught his students. The teacher cleared off his desk and placed on top of it a few items. One of the items was an empty mason jar. He proceeded to fill up the jar with golf balls until he could fit no more. He … Read more
Boy At School Explains The Strategy of The Government Perfectly. This Is So True
It was the final examination for an introductory Biology course at the local university. Like many such freshman courses, it was designed to weed out new students, having over 500 students in the class! The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict and told the class that … Read more