Although we have 5 different senses, one that is important to many of us is our sense of sight. As a matter of fact, we will typically go to have our eyes checked on a regular basis and if something is wrong, we want it to be corrected as soon as possible. That is why … Read more
If there is one thing that is rather unique in our world, it is the fact that we can communicate through a spoken language. From the time we are very young, we use our words to get the attention of others and to speak our mind in a way that they can understand. What many … Read more
1. First, you have to tell me what kind of underwear you’re wearing. 2. I’m sorry, but I’m really busy right now. Give me your home number and III call you back later tonight. 3. Shhh. Wait a minute. I’m here robbing the house. Whoa! I think the owners just got home. Can you hold? … Read more
There are certain crazes that tend to take the world by storm and some of them may stick around for the long term. One of those that seems to be here to stay are minions, who first made their debut in the 2010 film, Despicable Me. It seems as if as soon as people saw … Read more
There are some people who have natural talents and they really enhance our lives in wonderful ways. Some of them are artists in a physical sense, such as painters, singers and dancers. When we see what they are capable of doing, we can’t help but wonder and the beauty of it all. It is something … Read more
Why do teachers drink? These are real questions and answers from last year’s GCSE exams: Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery. Q. How is dew formed? A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire. … Read more
Those of us who have cats realize that they can be quite unique. Not only do they have their own personality, they can also take on the personality of others. Of course, they only do so when they really want to, but when we catch them doing it, the laughter starts right away. In the … Read more
For those families that own a dog, they recognize that they can be a lot of fun. They give unconditional love to humans and their family and they keep us company in the good times and the bad times. There is also something else about dogs that many of us have become painfully familiar with, … Read more
A lady walks into Harrods. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little woops and prays that a sales person was not anywhere near. As … Read more
A woman and a lawyer were seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asked if she would like to play a fun game. The woman, tired, just wanted to take a nap. She politely declined and rolled over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer … Read more
Jim leans over and asks his wife, ‘Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.’ ‘Yes’, she says, ‘I remember it well.’ ‘OK,’ he says, ‘How about taking a stroll around … Read more
If you’ve ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this! A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a … Read more
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage … Read more
These are situations doctors actually had to deal with on the job, published by medical reporters. A man comes into the ER and yells “My wife’s going to have her baby in the cab!” I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady’s dress and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly … Read more
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird’s attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and … Read more
When you’re young, weddings can be a bit entertaining. I mean, you’re celebrating love and even getting a little boozed-up with your friends; however, as you get older, you start to feel that weddings are nothing but stick-in-the-mud events with very little fun and excitement, and therefore, browsing friends’ wedding photos can be an excruciating exercise. Now, … Read more
Looking at these constructions, I am thinking to myself… they must have been built by visionary artists trying to make a statement or by totally certifiable engineers. And you know what, I think I can totally build stuff like this too! Apparently, you just nail here and there, pour some concrete where you want and you’re … Read more
It’s OK to look up to people who are handy and know how to fix anything by themselves, but trying to do the same yourself could be an epic fail of incredibly dangerous and/or laughable consequences. D.I.Y. is art of its own and it could be a total waste of time if you don’t have there … Read more