There are some cases where you don’t give your wife lip, where if you don’t know what to say, you shouldn’t say anything at all. In this case, this man kept his regrets for a full week. A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out … Read more
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife ‘Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!’ His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn’t let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the … Read more
Thank you Jennifer, …For leaving bite marks all over my husband’s chest last night. No, really, Thank You! You have no idea what a nightmare you have just saved me and my kids from. To reward you for your services I am offering you my husband for keeps. Should you accept your prize please note … Read more
Mary was married to a male chauvinist… They both worked full-time, but he never did anything around the house and certainly not any housework. That, he declared, was woman’s work! But one evening Mary arrived home from work to find the children bathed, a load of wash in the washing machine and another in the … Read more
Two women go out one weekend without their husbands. They go to a bar, have a chat along with a couple of drinks and then head back home. On their way home one of them turns to the other and says: “Sorry, but I need to go to a toilet. Can we stop for a … Read more
After a long and abusive marriage with her husband this woman finally made her way out of the toxic relationship. But she couldn’t resist writing a note when she noticed this. I was hoping that I would never have to see your face. I tried really hard to ensure that I would never even … Read more
This woman went through the most difficult period of her life but was surprised with her husband’s support throughout her fight with cancer. He found me weeping bitterly in the hospital room. “What’s wrong?” Richard asked, knowing that we both had reason to cry. In the past forty-eight hours, I learned that I had a … Read more
The following are Questions and Answers between a Husband (H) and a Psychologist (P): P: What do you do for a living Mr Brandy? H: I work as an Accountant in the Bank. P: Your Wife? H: She doesn’t work. She’s a Housewife only. P: Who makes breakfast for your family in the morning? H: My … Read more
One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. We didn’t know what to call her so we named her … Read more
A man came home from work and found his 3 children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn around the garden. The door of his wife’s car was open, as was the front door to the house and no sign of the dog. Walking in the … Read more
After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, “Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junky car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But hey I got to sleep every night with a hottie, a 23-year-old … Read more
My wife and I went to the State Fair and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls.. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, ‘ THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR ‘ My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs, smiled … Read more
Somewhere in West Tennessee, not far from Graceland, nine women – or “The 9 Nanas,” as they prefer to be called – gather in the darkness of night. At 4am they begin their daily routine – a ritual that no one, not even their husbands, knew about for 30 years. They have one mission and … Read more
The other day, a girl wanted to know how her hubby would react if she left without telling him where she had gone. So she decided to write him a letter saying she is tired of him and didn’t want to live with him any more and after writing, she put the letter on the table … Read more
Is gift-giving a true testament of showing fondness for a loved one? This beautiful story answers this question, shows the value of a thoughtful gift and a woman’s journey to understanding her husband’s love language.
Can you believe marbles could become priceless? What do you think it would take to make them valuable? Would they have to be inlaid with gold? Do they have to be owned by royalty, or a major archaeological find? In this story, these marbles were bought at a store, and cost little to make, but … Read more
It was a busy morning, about 8:30, when an elderly gentleman in his 80’s arrived at the hospital to have stitches removed from his thumb. He said he was in a hurry as he hod an appointment at 9:00 am. The nurse took his vital signs and told him take a seat, knowing it would … Read more
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it’s half past three in the morning. “I’m not getting out of bed at this time,” he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows and he hears a … Read more