Husband Gets Banned From Walmart For The Most Hilarious Reasons

Dear Mrs Green: Over the past six months, your husband Royce has been causing quite a commotion in our Lawton store. We cannot tolerate this type of behaviour and, as a result, will ban your entire family from shopping in any of our stores if even one more incident occurs. We have documented all incidents … Read more

I’ve Been Banned From Tesco’s

Yesterday I was at my local Tesco’s store buying a large bag of My Dog dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had an elephant? So, since I’m retired and have little to do, … Read more

25 Actual Label Instructions Found On Products

In case you needed further proof that the Human Race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer products 1. On a blanket from Taiwan -NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO. 2. On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists – REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE … Read more