Two Men Face Consequences After Drinking Jet Fuel

When was the last time you had a good laugh? If you are like most people, you try to laugh whenever possible because it makes you feel good on the inside. What is funny about laughter is that it really is the best medicine. It makes you feel good on the inside, but studies have shown it can even make you a better person on the outside.

If you haven’t laughed in a while, it’s time to change that. We have a joke for you below that is not only funny but will also leave you chuckling for quite some time. Admittedly, it took me a minute to get the punchline, but I couldn’t stop thinking about it once I got it.

Meanwhile, at the airport…

Jimmy and Jason are both workers at the Atlanta airport, typically working outside to re-fuel the planes after they land.

One day, a very thick fog rolls in, grounding all of the planes. Jimmy and Jason are bored out of their minds with nothing to do.

“I’m really bored,” says Jimmy. “I wish we could get drunk or something.”

“We can,” responds Jason. “Did you know that if you drink jet fuel, it will get you wasted like regular booze?”

“Yeah?” asked Jimmy.

“And the best part,” continued Jason, “is that there are no aftereffects. No hangover or nuthin.”

“Well, crap,” exclaims Jimmy, pour me a drink.

So our two heroes spend the night getting absolutely hammered on jet fuel to the point of blacking out.

The next morning, Jimmy wakes up. He raises his head from the pillow expecting the worst. Surprisingly he feels perfect! No hangover, nausea, nothing. He gets up and takes a few steps and doesn’t even feel lightheaded. He is shocked.

Suddenly his cell phone rings, and it is Jason. He picks it up.

“Hey man, this is amazing. I feel great. I can’t believe how much jet fuel we drank last night, but I feel awesome! That stuff is amazing!”

“That’s great,” responds Jason. “Look, there’s something I need to tell you.”

“Yeah,” responds Jimmy.

“Whatever you do, DON’T FART! I’m in Cleveland!”