After 21 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to take another woman out to dinner and a movie. She said, “I love you, but I know this other woman loves you and would love to spend some time with you.” The other woman that my wife wanted me to visit was my mother, who … Read more
My wife and I owned two dogs that we had owned before we met and brought into the marriage. Her dog was a pit bull/labrador cross named Zack, and he hated me. When our daughter was born, I said to the wife,”If he so much as nips at the baby, he’s gone.” We brought our … Read more
I’m a divorce Lawyer. At times I feel as if I’ve heard and seen it all. But ten years ago, a woman walked into my office with a whole new agenda, and neither my life nor my practice has been the same since. Her name was Barbara, and as she was shown to my office, … Read more
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And was somewhat upset. ‘You are a disrespectful pig!’ she cried. ‘How dare you do this to me –faithful wife, the mother of your children! I’m leaving you. I want a divorce!’ And the husband … Read more
My “Aha Moment” happened because of a package of hamburger meat. I asked my husband to stop by the store to pick up a few things for dinner, and when he got home, he plopped the bag on the counter. I started pulling things out of the bag, and realized he’d gotten the 70/30 hamburger … Read more
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, “I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.” The driver says, “Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.” Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: “Now don’t be silly, dear — you … Read more
No one believes seniors, everyone thinks they are senile. An elderly couple were celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old … Read more
An elderly man jokingly quipped to his wife that she wasn’t holding up her end of the marriage. What she said to him in response is absolutely priceless. You’ll laugh your ass off. After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said: “Fifty years ago we … Read more
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed. “Dear Lord, I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what … Read more
Buddy and his wife, Edna, went to the state fair every year, and every year Buddy would say, “Edna, I’d like to ride in that helicopter.” Edna always replied, “I know, Buddy, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks.” One year, Buddy and Edna went to the fair, and … Read more
This story is about a marriage ending and will speak to everyone whether you are married or not. This man has fallen in love with a co-worker, named Jane. However, he is married to Amy and has been for 10 years. I know that sounds simple and common, but read on because I promise when … Read more
Ask any mother and they will tell you that having a baby was one of the best decisions they ever made in life. There is nothing quite like holding that little bundle of joy and embarking on a lifelong journey with your new family. That being said, pregnancy and childbirth is also a time when … Read more
An elderly couple walk into a fast food restaurant. They order one hamburger, one order of fries and one drink. The old man unwraps the plain hamburger and carefully cuts it in half. He places one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counts out the fries, dividing them into two piles and … Read more
Johnny Cash is regarded as one of the greatest rock and roll performers of all time. It is also known that the only thing he loved more than his music was his wife, June Carter Cash. As Valentine’s Day approaches, the evidence of that love couldn’t be more timely with the emergence of a love … Read more
This is a story about a man waking up after a wild night in his home. He had no idea what his wife was going to do. Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Halloween Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol at all. … Read more
For many years, these four guys have been going to the same camping trip to Pine Grove. It had become a tradition that they couldn’t miss. Three days before they were going to leave, Eric’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn’t allowed to go. Eric’s buddies are very upset that he … Read more
A married couple is traveling to visit family by car. Being seniors, after almost eleven hours on the road, they were too tired to continue and decided to get a room. They only planned to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they checked out four hours later, the desk … Read more
A controversial story that’s made its way around the Internet for the past few months is one that’ll send shivers down your spine… and most likely have you looking closer at every photo you’ve ever taken. A husband, after being away for 20 days, took a seemingly innocent photo of his wife. It wasn’t. After coming … Read more