A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. One day, her 9-year-old son hides in the closet during one of her romps. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she hides the lover in the closet. The little boy says, “it’s dark in here.” The man whispers, “yes, it is.” … Read more
Read this short work of fiction below, and be sure to let us know what you think in the comments section. A husband and wife are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at a fancy restaurant in town. They spare no expense in treating themselves to an extravagant meal, and after dessert is cleared away … Read more
Someone’s 40th year on Earth is off to a rough start. Though the story is likely conjured from fiction, it’s pretty funny and we figured it was worth sharing. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn’t feel like waking up that morning. I managed to pull myself together and go downstairs for … Read more
A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry’s Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Taser. The … Read more
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she’d like to have for her birthday. “I’d like to be eight again…” she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of … Read more
An old man and an old woman lived together in a small house at the top of a hill. They had been in love since they were teenagers, and although they occasionally bickered over petty things, they had been happily married for more than 40 years. Every morning, the man would ride his bike down … Read more
An 83-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a fertility test as part of his regular physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this jar home and bring back a sample tomorrow.” The next day the old man reappeared at the doctor’s office and gave him the jar, which … Read more
This lady was really pissed off about how a restaurant handled one of her orders. She took to yelp and wrote a scathing review. The owner of the restaurant found out and decided to answer her. This is probably the best way to respond to an unsatisfied customer. What do you think of this?
Mhari and her husband Paul were given terrible news when Mhari’s water broke 20 weeks into her pregnancy. Doctors told her that the pregnancy was non-viable, and she needed to prepare for a termination. Yet instead of following their advice, Mhari knew they were wrong. She could feel it in her heart. She decided to … Read more
I am totally deaf in my left ear and partially deaf in my right. I wear a regular hearing aid in my right ear and have a cochlear implant in my left. I’m now 19, and working in a very posh restaurant. I’m serving a party of 10. There is a couple who comes in … Read more
A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife’s car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the … Read more
For 13 years since the Sept. 11, 2001 terrorist attacks, a woman has tried to find the owner of a crumpled wedding photo discovered at Ground Zero in Manhattan. E. Stringer Keefe@ProfKeefeFollow Every year on #911 I post this photo hoping 2 return 2 owner. Found at #groundzero #WTC in 2001. Pls RT Elizabeth Stringer … Read more
Husband Finds Wife’s Secret Money, Hilarity Ensues…
Fred Stobaugh, 96, wrote an emotional song for his wife, Lorraine. Below is the official music video documentary of his song, “Oh Sweet Lorraine.” Stobaugh, a retired truck driver from Peoria, Illinois, has no musical background whatsoever. But this did not stop him from joining a singer/songwriter contest held by Green Shoe Studio, a local … Read more
